The Jew



The actual Jew of Risk Tuesday, Jon Davis. He has too much money and is often called a faggot by many people because he may or may have not had sexual relations with Sawyer Thompson, but he is mostly called a faggot by Asian Kid. Anyone could beat this kid up because all he does is play Risk, Supreme Commander, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead, and World of Warcraft; The Anti-Christ tends to beat him up the most because The Jew calls him a faggot. He should go outside without sunscreen on for once in his life. He is too white. You can never be "too white." He barely eats food, so he looks like a Holocaust victim (hence the name The Jew). He can be found wearing an ushanka (the faggot Russian hats).

His catchphrase is "Tits 'n Shit."

He plans to start a band with The Creator featuring bag pipes, an accordion, rain stick, and other instruments. (Their first album will make it's debut in Antarctica and will be sold in the only hat store there.)

The Jew's Tactics
He is better off playing Supreme Commander or some other RTS game, because, in Risk, he is only average at playing. He is good at coming up with a strategy in other games, but in Risk, he never goes through with it because it's tradition for him to fight to the death with The Creator in Australia at the start of every game; if he and The Creator do not own a place in Australia, or they are on teams, then he actually has a chance to do somewhat good. However, he still is a retard all the time.