Why Square Head Sucks

There is always the enigma of why the square headed kid sucks. At this moment there are a few reasons as to why he sucks major donkey dick. The first reason being first and foremost is that he has a rather retardedly square head. It has to damage his frontal lobe because he is a horrible decision maker. For example you can have 99% of the territories in a continent and squarez has the other 1%... He will give you that one percent if you give him something he wants on the board that won't even bring him close to having a continent. Severe case of downsyndrome there... Adding to this severe case of downsyndrome is that he persistently makes fun of people that are much bigger, faster, stronger, straighter in terms of sexuality, and more athletic( fuck it... Nate, Asian, and Jason used to be athletic, as for the Jew hahaha no.) The next point is that he wears gay hats. The Creator wears hats, but they are cool hats. Squarez just looks ridiculous with a hat most probably due to his gayness and his square head... This brings the next point up. As stated in his official Risk Tuesday page, he is a butt pirate. Therefore he is gay. Gay people blow SuperMegaTurd cat dick at strategizing and being a good dice roller. Seriously, I don't think a gay person has ever bankrupt a casino. It is impossible. So bottom line this faggot sucks. However we here at the NAARP love our pudgy, square headed player, so Austin, fuck you.

With love,

The Anti-Christ