Asian Kid

'He is Asian and retarded. He loves the taste of dog, cat, Grapette, and bald eagle. He is the worlds best dice roller. He goes home everyday and practices rolling dice. Everybody that goes to Risk is jealous of his amazing skills, so they all make fun of him for being The worlds best dice rolling Asian and that he's not good at table tennis like the rest of his people. He's also an assassin. He also jews (yes it's a verb) people from time to time.) Yes, the lines were necessary, so if you were questioning them go f*** yourself. '

PSA: Asian Kid has been reported M.I.A. for over a year now. If you have seen him or have any knowledge of his whereabouts, please contact the Risk Tuesday emergency hotline at 1-(800)-FIND-MIKE.

Reward of a firm handshake and a pat on the back to anyone with information leading to his rescue. THE END